YouTube's new captioning system translates audio to subtitles on the fly. What a fantastic invention. Not for how useful it is, but for its unintentional hilarity. Take, for instance, these captioned screenshots from Mass Effect 2 cinematics posted on YouTube. If you like that bit up there about how being mean to Democrats will make it hard for you to get chicks, wait till you find out about China's crackdown on the discussion of spiders and who should be killed.

(Thanks to the inimitable Angie Gallant!)