Just to balance out the Jackassery of racing game marketing shenanigans, here's as high brow as you can get. It's Sims creator and uber-nerd Will Wright interviewing a Harvard biologist and environmentalist named E.O. Wilson.

I don't quite get it either, but it's exactly what you'll hear if you click on the link. It's part of NPR's Open Mic series in which they invite celebrities to put together their own radio stories, and this is the one Wright did. Dr. Wilson even talks about games a bit, so it's a way to reclaim your dignity as a videogamer now that you've checked whether there was a profanity filter in Dirt 2's cleavage tattooing website.

And if that doesn't work for you, here's the guy who runs Cheap Ass Gamer getting a plug on The Howard Stern Show.