With the new Wii fitness game, Your Shape, Ubisoft seems to be scooping Microsoft's magical Project Natal. According to the Your Shape website, the game will scan your body shape using the included camera. It will then calculate a program for you and monitor your workouts. Since it features celebrity anti-childhood vaccination wacko Jenny McCarthy, last seen sharpening knives in Red Alert 3, there's no telling what sort of entertainment will be provided while you work out. In the press release, an Ubisoft VP of marketing guarantees it'll be fun:

Partnering with Jenny McCarthy was a no-brainer for us. Her commitment to fitness, and exceptionally wide fan-base, make her an ideal fit for the Your Shape brand. Best of all, she will make the workout fun for players, which is an element that has been missing in the fitness game market.

The bio for Miss McCarthy includes a list of her anti-vaccination books, presumably to bolster the case that this is a woman who knows about health and fitness. Hey, Ubisoft, here's another no-brainer for you: Maybe you can partner with some Truthers for an authentic contemporary storyline for the next Splinter Cell game? Or maybe you can get some Holocaust deniers to partner with you about your upcoming WWII strategy game, Ruse?

Personally, I'm waiting for the Amanda Peet fitness game, Your Common Sense. Until then, I think I'll stick with Daisy Fuentes Pilates.