I wasn't going to link this, because it's really not safe for work, home, or any aspect of a normal person's life. But it's too, uh, unique to not acknowledge.

In a post about a Slate article on animal masturbation, Daily Dish substitute Chris Bodenner has unearthed a video of a little dog doing unmentionable things to Pikachu. I found the video offensive, coarse, and vulgar*, appealing only to the lowest lows of low-brow humor. I don't recommend clicking on it. But if you must, here it is.

Be sure to bookmark it in case you ever want to horrify a Pokemon fan.

(Thanks Dingus.)

* And funny.