You'd think the iPhone's interface would be a natural for a real time strategy game. So why not try adapting an early and relatively simple RTS to the system?

As you'll see in the cringe-worthy video above, that's not quite what happened. Instead, using an emulator, the terrible Playstation version of Command & Conquer was crammed unceremoniously onto an iPhone. Well, the top half of an iPhone not occupied by the big fat icons standing in for a Playstation controller.

And as anyone's who's played Command & Conquer can tell you, this is not the game you want to try to play with two layers of interface and a teensy screen between you and action.