Bethesda promises that they're getting around to offering the three downloadable add-ons for Fallout 3 to Playstation 3 players, who've been looking at the above scene ever since the game came out. Meanwhile, the rest of us were cavorting about in Pittsburgh, Alaska, and levels 21 through 30. Playstation 3 players will finally get their chance over the course of the summer. At which point the rest of us will have moved on to cavort in the two new add-ons that Bethesda says we'll be getting while the PS3 Fallouters catch up.

There are...two new DLCs planned for all three platforms:

• Point Lookout - Explore a massive new swampland area filled with new quests and content.

• Mothership Zeta - The aliens have returned, and they're pissed. Experience an alien abduction first hand and find out if you're tough enough to survive.

Point Lookout will be available in late June for Xbox 360 and PC. Cost will be 800 Microsoft Points. It will be available through Xbox Live and Games for Windows Live. Point Lookout will be available on PS3 after the first three DLCs have been released.

Mothership Zeta is scheduled for release in late July for Xbox 360 and PC. Cost will be 800 Microsoft Points. It will be available through Xbox Live and Games for Windows Live. Mothership Zeta will be available on PS3 after Point Lookout.

Wait, aliens? And what do you mean "returned"? I didn't realize they were here before, so hopefully some Fallout fan can explain to me exactly when that happened. It must have been in one of the many corners of the Capital Wastelands I never stumbled into.

But seriously, aliens? Surely this is some sort of virtual reality thing like Tranquility Lane or the Anchorage add-on. Or are they just talking about Canadians?