An M-rated fighting game based on a PG-13 superhero movie that's supposedly terrible? Some sort of stealth action cheesecake thing from Southpeak Interactive and a little known German developer? In this week's pitched battle between X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Velvet Assassin, the real winner is your wallet.

By the way, the above screenshot of Hugh Jackman and Master Chief dancing reminds me that the musical is back.