Please don't use the shotgun to kill spiders. That's like...well, it's like using a shotgun to kill a spider. Those shells don't grow on trees you know. From now on, you only get a pistol.

Also, you used the green herb that I was saving to mix with the red herb. You're like a roommate who pours and drinks the last glass of milk just as I'm getting cereal out of the cupboard. Therefore, you don't get to carry herbs any more. You can instead be a grenade and ammo mule.

But to your credit, you're a much better partner than that whiny Ashley chick from the last game. Thanks, partner!