Alfie Patten was 13-years-old when he became a father and a front page sensation for trashy British tabloid, The Sun.

The four-footer -- who looks no more than eight -- said: "I know I'm young, but I plan to be a good dad."

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: "I think we'll be good parents. I'll have to work extra hard at school."

Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her "in a daze".

As if that wasn't enough, TMZ published a paparazzi photo of the infamous Nadya Suleman, who recently gave birth to octuplets, apparently buying a Nintendo DS game. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those Blade Runner photo enchancer devices, so I can't make out the game. Any guesses?

(Thanks Dingus!)