After being a little mean to Red Alert 3 yesterday, I figured I'd make up for it by showing it a little kindness. Well, its advertising campaign, at any rate. Check out these cute promos featuring Anaconda III star David Hasselhoff.

"If I If I was going to play videogames, I'd sure as hell consider this one," he says.

I haven't seen a celebrity endorsement this irrelevant and effective since Gary Busey plugged Saints Row 2 with the following line: "Okay, let's be honest. Who hasn't wanted to kill somebody with a garden gnome?"