I'm not sure what it says about a site that's willing to trade the dignity of its readers for traffic. But I want you to know, dear readers, I'll never do you that way. However, I will happily perpetuate Destructoid's willingness to let its readers humiliate themselves by posting their Soulcalibur IV cosplay. The site put up an Xbox 360 as a prize and invited readers to send in photos. Which they did. Oh my, they certainly did.

It isn't pretty. Cosplay rarely is, but this is particularly un-pretty. And unless you work at a gender confusion factory, you might not want to peruse it from work. Also, I just want to make it clear that I'm not bitter my Darth Vader costume (above) didn't win.

P.S. Was it the guitar? Because I thought that was a nice touch in lieu of an actual lightsaber, which I don't have.