You know how you can break down your opponent's blocking power to put him into soul crush mode, at which point you can respond to an attempted block with a carefully timed press of A+B+K+G to achieve a critical finish, thereby instantly winning the match and making really cool stuff happen? Me neither.

If you're not particularly good at Soulcalibur IV, like me, you're probably never going to pull off critical finishes. You can still having fun spazzing out on the buttons, but if you want to see what Soulcalibur IV looks like when you're really good, Gamevideos.com has posted a video of all the finishing moves you'll never be able to do.