Lord of the Rings Online developer Turbine released the above surveillance footage of a bunch of stinky dwarves milling around outside the entrance to Moria, unable to read the sign, much less figure out that the password is "friend". Ha ha. Stupid dwarves. Go ahead, bang on the door with your hammers and whatnot. See how far that gets you. You're not getting in early no matter how hard you try.

Click here for details about the Mines of Moria expansion to Lord of the Rings Online, due out this fall. And check back next week for our Lord of the Rings Online game diary, which will take us all the way to level 50 in preparation for tussling with a Balrog.