Here's something you don't hear every day which will give you a taste of what to expect in Civilization Revolutions for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and Nintendo DS: "Our spy has kidnapped Albert Einstein from the city of Bejing!"

God may not play dice, Dr. Einstein, but the spy who kidnapped you definitely does, and she just made her roll. Now scoot along to Moscow to help research Atomic Theory. Paris isn't going to nuke itself.