Several times today, the scary ghost chick tells me that stride and running endurance degrade as you get older. This is a tip that she feels compelled to reiterate, numerous times. Is it because I flubbed the balance exercise during my daily fitness test and was assigned a Wii Fitness Age of 47? Or does she know that I've been unfaithful to Wii Fit, doing some outdoor running on the side? She's as insecure and jealous as GLaDOS.

I really wish there were more audio option in Wii Fit. I'd like to turn off the ghost chick trainer's telepathic voice. I wish I didn't have to listen to this insipid corporate exercise muzak and could instead put on my own music. But then I wouldn't be able to hear the whistles that pace the different exercises, or the breath guide that goes with the yoga poses. Hey, Nintendo, do you know how people exercise? We like our own music. Also, we don't enjoy repeated sound bites. This isn't an RTS.